i get some wierd dms. this post keeps track of the funniest. [heres a folder of all of the images.](https://nc.eda.gay/s/ajNk2txTikPig4r?path=%2F)

## twitter dms

![sorry im a boy >_<](/img/EbmVCYKWkAAwXKW.jpg)

this is pretty old hence why it's jpeged

![wierd turkish dude](/img/Screenshot_20210527_122432.png)

this is one of the funniest. dude was convinced i had vagina >_<

![italian dude 1](/img/Screenshot_20210731-181229.png)

people who don't speak good english are quite funny

![italian dude 2](/img/Screenshot_20210727-072303.png)

he also just straight up @'d be lol

![i'll take the money](/img/Screenshot_20210620-231652.png)

thanks for the money i guess? he gave me £35

![footfag 1](/img/Screenshot_20210727-072344.png)

![footfag 2](/img/Screenshot_20210727-223004.png)

not sure how good my feet really are but im happy to take money for it

![lol coomer](/img/Screenshot_20210731-181223.png)

this is the best way to start dms ofc

![rapist](/img/Screenshot_20210620-144127.png)

should i be scared for my safety

![generic coomer 1](/img/Screenshot_20210811-125853.png)

![generic coomer 2](/img/Screenshot_20210818-203828.png)

generic horny dudes. i get a lot of dms like this

![friendo](/img/IMG_-g4wqat.jpg)

disclaimer this is actually someone im friendly with it just looks bad for them lol

![grindr dude](/img/Screenshot_20210825-131938.png)

pretty sure this dude added me of grindr. but im pretty sure he created a twitter account just to talk to me which is pretty funny, the dude is like 50

## discord dms

![poopy](/img/E1NlPc1X0AEkB-s.png)

so dms are going well and he hits you with this? nice

![tempting](/img/E4cjVaPXEAU83U0.png)

tempting offer

## curiouscat

![mommy](/img/E3xdm-hWYAEADNx.jpg)

curiouscat's anonimity is... something

## 4chan attentionwhoring

i have been known to attentionwhore for validation on 4chan. this list is ABSOLUTELY not conclusive

![4chan 1](/img/Screenshot_20210520-221830.png)

![4chan 2](/img/E4WhXAvWYAIFwEa.png)

## grindr

it's kinda par for the course on grindr, but this dude stands out. he made like 4 accounts to talk to me after i blocked the first
and spammed me on twitter too.

![dude 1](/img/E7ODIBeX0AAivRV.jpg)

![dude 2](/img/E7ODIv0WUAUp-ad.jpg)

![dude 3](/img/E7ODIZEWUAMQjty.jpg)

![dude 4](/img/E7ODJELX0AAVqna.jpg)

### list is a WIP, look at the [nextcloud folder](https://nc.eda.gay/s/ajNk2txTikPig4r?path=%2F) for moar